1 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,599 How many beds? One, two, three, four, five. 2 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,439 25. No, no, no, no, that's for me. 3 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,760 OK. 4 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,919 Dad, you seen this? 5 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,200 Hey. 6 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,200 Thank you. 7 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:00,000 SHE CRIES 8 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,279 What happened? Are you all right? 9 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,440 CHATTER 10 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,840 Ooh. 11 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,600 Come on, Mick. 12 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,719 Mick! 13 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,359 What you doing? 14 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,879 Mick, come on. 15 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,120 SHE GASPS 16 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,280 PHONE BUZZES 17 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,359 Just speak to Tiff, please. She's called about a thousand times. 18 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,519 She can just leave a voicemail. A voicemail? Ha! 19 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,239 "Please leave a message after the tone." Beep! 20 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,879 No-one leaves voicemails any more. 21 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:19,439 Here we go. Picture round for the quiz. 22 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,359 May I present football grounds of the 1970s. 23 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,759 Ooh! 24 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,279 Dennis, this only appeals to boring men over 50. 25 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,519 I know that one. 26 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,639 DENNIS SIGHS 27 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,879 Yeah, maybe just do flags of the world? 28 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,839 That's better 29 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,239 Dennis! Call an ambulance! 30 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,079 THEY PANT Oh, God. 31 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,799 Oh, my God. What's happened? 32 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,319 Er, he went to sleep on the lounger, 33 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,759 and then Caz goes to wake him up, and he's not breathing. 34 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,639 He's all grey like an old sock! Oh, my God! 35 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,439 Right, let's all just calm down. 36 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,519 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 37 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,839 Call an ambulance. Why didn't you call an ambulance? 38 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,799 We thought cos you were in the police, you could mouth to mouth? 39 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,280 Call an ambulance. OK. 40 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,960 SIGHING I'm gonna vom. 41 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,239 What's he been eating? A chicken Kiev. 42 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,839 Told him he should've had something light like a jacket potato. 43 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,559 Have you got one of them "deflabulators"? 44 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,999 Defibrillator. "Defibillator". 45 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,239 Jesus wept, Travis. Listen to me - defibrillator. 46 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,279 It doesn't matter! Dennis, can you please do something? 47 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,480 No, I'm sorry. 48 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,559 From what I can tell, Mick died a few hours ago. 49 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,360 COLIN SIGHS 50 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,320 OK, ambulance is on its way. 51 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,279 He had a little bit of trouble with his heart last year. 52 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,479 When you say "a little bit of trouble"...? 53 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,919 Quadruple bypass. Hm, I see. 54 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,399 Doctors told him he needed to change his lifestyle, 55 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,599 but Mick didn't like being told what to do. 56 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,519 When did you realise something was wrong? 57 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,719 Not till we were leaving. 58 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,719 Mick always had a long sleep after lunch. 59 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,160 He'd put his hat on his face, you know, to keep the sun off. 60 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,840 I should've known cos he wasn't snoring. 61 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,360 Thanks. 62 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,039 Ah, you're good. 63 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,999 Oh, erm, Mum, would you like a drink? 64 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,799 Oh, no, Lauren, I couldn't. 65 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,279 All right, I'll have a vodka tonic. 66 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,440 Double. 67 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,479 CHATTER 68 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,119 HE CHUCKLES So, flags, huh? 69 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,960 You like flags? I like flags. 70 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,679 Yeah, flags are kind of my thing. 71 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,479 When all my friends were at the skate park, 72 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,200 I was at home, looking at flags. 73 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,839 That's so impressive. 74 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,119 Yep. I used to do backstreet flag battles, 75 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,119 you know, like Eminem in 8 Mile. 76 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,599 Test me. 77 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,400 All right, then, Rain Man. 78 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,399 What do you make of that? 79 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,720 JESUS CLEARS THROAT 80 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,799 CLEARS THROAT RHYTHMICALLY 81 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,879 Oman, Ghana, Malaysia Denmark, Vietnam, Finland 82 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,600 Iceland, Ireland and Chad, bitch! 83 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,880 Yeah, she's gone. 84 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,880 PHONE BUZZES 85 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,079 You know these families? 86 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,680 Yeah, they've been in all week. Nice people. 87 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,279 SHE SIGHS Very sad. 88 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,920 Why did you call me? 89 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,599 Something's not right. 90 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,400 You think they look recently bereaved? 91 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,920 People grieve in different ways. 92 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,920 Something's not right. They don't look sad enough. 93 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,879 You know what this is like? Some obscure '90s detective drama? 94 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,999 Dalziel And Pascoe, series nine, episode three. 95 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,839 Thought so. They are in shock. 96 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,000 In a few hours' time, it will hit them. 97 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,720 Jesus! 98 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,200 Oh-ho-ho! 99 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,839 ♪ I know that I, I Will never fall in love like this 100 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,120 ♪ Darling, now I know for sure 101 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:38,199 ♪ But the music breathes me in 102 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,640 ♪ I surrender to this... ♪ 103 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,879 You have to promise not to gloat. I don't gloat. 104 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,319 The pathologists want to keep Mick's body in for more testing. 105 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,960 They think he may have been poisoned. 106 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,279 Hey, Google, what does gloating look like? 107 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,639 What kind of poison? They're still testing. 108 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,880 So, oat milk latte and a builder's tea? 109 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,280 Come on. 110 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,759 You're saying these people have been in your pub a lot this week? 111 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:34,120 Did you notice anything strange? No, they just seemed a good laugh. 112 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,239 Although a few hours before Mick died, 113 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,680 Travis came in in a bit of a state. 114 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,800 Pint, please! 115 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,680 Ugh! 116 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,920 Ugh! 117 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,719 'Then he came back in a few minutes later 118 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,159 'carrying the glass, which was now full again.' 119 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,479 You all right, Travis? 120 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,159 Full with what? What do you think? 121 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,240 Er, Lauren's got stung by a jellyfish. 122 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:23,439 You know, weeing on a jellyfish sting does nothing, actually. 123 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,800 I learned the hard way. 124 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,039 Two households, both alike in dignity, 125 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,119 in fair Benidorm, where we lay our scene. 126 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,679 Why are you talking like that? It's Romeo and Juliet. 127 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,799 Two young lovers, two different families. 128 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,159 No, it's not. 129 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,519 It's a fat bloke who ate a chicken Kiev and died. 130 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,679 You can't say that. 131 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,040 It's chicken "Keev". 132 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,919 Early postmortem results suggest Mick died from some kind of poison. 133 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:08,119 Thy drugs are quick, thus with a kiss, I will die. 134 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,159 Maria wants us to go to their hotel, 135 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,239 talk to the family, see if there was anything going on. 136 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,759 Mercy but murders, pardoning those who kill. 137 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,959 CLEARS HIS THROAT 138 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,239 When do you wanna go? 139 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,280 Er, in about 90 minutes plus stoppages? 140 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,840 SHE SIGHS 141 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,000 You always did wear too much perfume. 142 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,160 Hello, Dennis. Hello, Tiff. 143 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,560 How are you, love? 144 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,719 Are you happy? 145 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,799 I'd say I'm as happy as I've been in the last 37-and-a-half years, 146 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,080 which is about how long... Yeah, I got that, Dennis. 147 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,479 Good. I'm happy you're happy. 148 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,799 You look happy. 149 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,880 Happy belly. 150 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,999 I'll give you some advice, though, darling - lose the facial hair. 151 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,279 You never could grow a moustache. Not as well as you. 152 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,559 Yeah, well, that's all gone now. 153 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:31,199 I've had a full-body laser. I am bald from the eyebrows down. 154 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,919 Two grand. Eddie pay for that, did he? 155 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,159 We bought it for each other as a moving-in present. 156 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,759 He's had it done as well? 157 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,599 Mm-hm. You should see us in the home Jacuzzi - 158 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,919 like a couple of boiled eggs. 159 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,080 SHE CHUCKLES 160 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,080 So, this is the pub. 161 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,839 Have you got a cleaner? We don't need a cleaner. 162 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,000 There's a dead mouse by the bins. 163 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,320 Hello. 164 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,200 So, what are you doing here, Tiff? 165 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,679 I need your signature. 166 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,479 The divorce can't go through without it. 167 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,039 You came all the way here to get me to sign the divorce papers? 168 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,000 Well, the solicitor sent them, and they got nothing back, so... 169 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:14,479 Still turning up unannounced. Unannounced? 170 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,639 Dennis, I've called you God knows how many times. 171 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,119 Leave a voicemail. No-one leaves voicemails any more. 172 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,360 Told you. 173 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,240 Just sign the papers, and I'll leave you be. 174 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,600 Well, obviously, I'm gonna have to have my lawyer look this over. 175 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,679 What's this? Divorce papers. 176 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,080 I can change. 177 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,479 You may as well just go home. He's a slow worker. 178 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,919 Rosa, vamos. 179 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,360 Don't be like this, Dennis. Kiss my hairy ass. 180 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,999 So, this guy Eddie stole your wife, and you had to leave the police? 181 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,079 He wanted me out, and he made it look like I was planting evidence. 182 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,639 And you let him get away with that? 183 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,239 I had no choice. I couldn't prove it. 184 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,599 Would you ever do that? Plant evidence? No! 185 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,199 Not even if you knew someone was guilty 186 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,439 and they were going to get away with it if you didn't? No. 187 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,759 But if it was the right thing to do? No, Rosa. That's summary justice. 188 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,359 It's wrong, and it's against the law. 189 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,639 "The law is not always justice, and justice is not always the law." 190 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,839 You know who said that? Yeah, Shakespeare. 191 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,120 No, it was Miss Marple, so... HE SIGHS 192 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,240 Hey. 193 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,879 How are you holding up? 194 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,280 I'm a mess. Lauren's been in bits all morning. 195 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,960 It must have been a real shock. It was a bit of a shock, yeah. 196 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,480 It's knocked Trav about a bit. 197 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,960 Found a euro. Well done, son. 198 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,559 You've known Mick a while, Colin. What was he like? 199 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,600 He was a character, weren't he, love? 200 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,279 What? Your dad. 201 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,439 Stepdad. He was a bit of a character, wasn't he? 202 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,639 Yeah, massive... character. 203 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,319 When you guys were at the pub, he seemed super generous. 204 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,639 You know, always buying the drinks. 205 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,839 He was flash. 206 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,360 Dad... Well, he was, though, wasn't he? 207 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,519 He was, to be fair. 208 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,640 He's got an Evoque. Mint, innit, Dad? 209 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,799 It's all right. Would you say Mick was rich? 210 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,639 Yeah, loaded. 211 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,999 He sold his scaffolding company last year, 212 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,799 so he was, you know, comfortable. 213 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,279 We were comfortable. 214 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,319 Kept you in your gels, didn't he? Er, I paid for these myself. 215 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,719 Every two days, she's changing her nails like that, 216 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,519 even though the nail polish remover sets off her eczema. 217 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,999 Oh, my God, Mum, stop talking about my eczema! 218 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,679 It's none of my business, 219 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,359 but is Mick leaving behind a lot of money? 220 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,559 Two hundred grand. 221 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,839 He kept it in a bag for life in the airing cupboard. 222 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,799 How'd you know about that? Lauren found it. 223 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,960 She, er... She used to borrow the odd note to pay for her nails. 224 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,719 Presumably, that'll all go to Caz now? 225 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,439 You can finally get that caravan now, Mum. 226 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,079 No, I don't want that caravan without your dad. 227 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,280 Stepdad. 228 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,359 Did you ever have a case you thought you might not solve? 229 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,759 No. Seriously? 230 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,639 You never had a case where there just wasn't enough evidence? 231 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,199 No. There's always enough evidence if you look hard enough. 232 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,759 I normally found it at the bottom of a pint glass. 233 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,719 You think the poison was in his beer? 234 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:01,280 No, I'm saying if I drank enough, I'd normally come up with an answer. 235 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,679 Anything? Nope. 236 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,599 I think this might be a two-pint problem. 237 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,160 That was your third. 238 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,239 So, sometime - we don't know when - 239 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,999 someone - we've no idea who - 240 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,199 put something - we don't know what - into Mick's food. 241 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,600 Or drink. Or drink. 242 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,200 This is going well, isn't it Hm! 243 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,479 You want to know about the dead man. 244 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,079 Not really much one for small talk, are you? 245 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,599 You know the dykes? The dykes? 246 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:15,280 In the Netherlands, we built the dykes to keep the sea out, yes? 247 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,479 Before the dykes, every day, 248 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,719 we live knowing that the sea's trying to swallow us. 249 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,480 This is why we don't do small talk. We don't have time for that shit. 250 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,079 So? 251 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,240 I don't know anything about how the man died. 252 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,279 But I do know there were no jellyfish in the sea that day. 253 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,200 You know that? Yes. I see everything. 254 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,040 All right, Jesus? 255 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,879 You spoke to El Dorado's? Que? 256 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,759 The restaurant where Mick had his last meal. 257 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,640 Did you get anything? Fanta. 258 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,919 I meant information. Oh, no, nothing suspicious. 259 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,639 The girl, Lauren, she arrived first and ordered everyone's food. 260 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,479 Apparently, she got some of the orders wrong. 261 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,359 Mick wanted steak, not chicken Kiev, but he didn't really care. 262 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,199 He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum. 263 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,439 What he ate is not important. 264 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,559 They tested his stomach contents. There was no poison in it. 265 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,759 What about the hat? He had that over his face. 266 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,959 They tested that and all his other belongings. 267 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,000 They are all clean. 268 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,960 I was going to take it all back to his family, but... 269 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,640 ...here - you're burning. 270 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,760 I don't burn. 271 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,679 It wasn't in his food? No, nor any of his belongings. 272 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,039 Not his sun tan lotion or his vape. 273 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,239 The jellyfish! 274 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,159 You can't use a jellyfish as a deadly weapon. 275 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,960 Hm. And anyway, there were no jellyfish that day. 276 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,319 So, how was he poisoned? HE SIGHS 277 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,839 Don't look at me like that. 278 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,040 It's my job to ask rhetorical questions. 279 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,039 Want to know what I've been doing? Not really. 280 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,959 I've been doing some excellent detective work. 281 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,159 What did you notice about Colin's tattoos? 282 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,199 They're crap? 283 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,959 One of them is a clock with no hands. 284 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,120 You know what that means? He went to jail. 285 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,399 I hate it when you do that. TV PLAYS 286 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,479 What did he go to jail for? 287 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,279 Armed robbery, car theft, assault. 288 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,079 He did eight years behind bars. Hm. 289 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,079 Naughty, naughty. Suspect number one, yes? 290 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,799 We should talk to him. I've just sat down. 291 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,920 Stand up again. Can't I just watch the tennis? 292 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,239 No, not if you cannot see it. 293 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,280 That's annoying. You're annoying. 294 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,560 HE SIGHS Stupendo! 295 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,959 I'll speak to him. You find Lauren. 296 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,240 She was stealing from her dad. Stepdad. 297 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,679 You should wear a hat. You're burning. 298 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,200 I don't burn. 299 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,880 From him. Quick game? 300 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,240 You got a habit of turning up out the blue. 301 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,360 I'll be straight with you, Colin - still help out the police a bit. 302 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,880 So, it's a police issue, is it? 303 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,679 Might be. 304 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,600 And you came to talk to me cos I got previous. 305 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,919 Fair enough. I was a proper dodgy bastard. 306 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,359 So I heard. 307 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,640 And that's just the stuff I got nicked for. 308 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,679 So, why'd you do it? Drugs? 309 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,079 Nah, just couldn't be arsed to work. 310 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,799 I look at my boy now, I'm ashamed of myself. 311 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,119 He works all hours down the tip for no money. 312 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,479 He never moans. Seems like a nice lad. 313 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,400 Yeah. He's the best. 314 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,279 I mean, he's never gonna win Mastermind, 315 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,439 but I tell you, when his mum died, 316 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,920 it was him picking me up off the floor. 317 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,119 Can you think of any reason why someone might want to kill Mick? 318 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,199 Mate... I could think of a thousand. 319 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,279 He was not a good man. 320 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,880 Like you? I was a saint in comparison. 321 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,359 Last Christmas, Caz got hammered with Lauren, 322 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,879 told her everything. 323 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,479 How Mick wouldn't let her have her own money, 324 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,480 didn't like her going out without him. 325 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,519 Couple of times, he hit her. Jeez. 326 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,479 Yeah, she wouldn't leave him, though. 327 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,160 Lauren's tried persuading her. 328 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,840 I only agreed to come here for Caz so she could get a break. 329 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,599 Do you know anything about how Mick died, Colin? 330 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,479 HE SCOFFS 331 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,280 What, you think I'd tell you if I did? 332 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,519 You really did go to prison, didn't you? 333 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,960 Yeah, you should see me at table tennis. 334 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,239 Is he OK? Yeah, he's OK. 335 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,079 What's he doing? Looking for shells. 336 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,039 He's got this idea he's gonna make something. 337 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,639 Is he good at making things? 338 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,640 No, he struggles with Lego, but I love him for trying. 339 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,879 How did you guys meet? 340 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,800 On holiday. We were 14. 341 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,279 We were pen pals. 342 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,599 You wrote each other letters? Yeah, actual letters. 343 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,879 Mick wouldn't let me have a phone, so... 344 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,360 That's so romantic. 345 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,560 What's he hoping to make? 346 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,040 A rattle... for a baby. 347 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,760 Don't say nothing. 348 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,879 We haven't told anyone. 349 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,280 I got loads! Well done, babe. 350 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,800 THEY CHUCKLE 351 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,519 OK, ladies and gentlemen, 352 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,120 what "D" is the national currency of Vietnam? 353 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,759 ARCHIE CHUCKLES 354 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,960 Dong. 355 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,920 Why does this all feel wrong? 356 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,320 Yeah, as I said at the start, it's not like on TV. 357 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,640 It's not always goodies and baddies. 358 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,880 Just sign it, Den. 359 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,039 HE SIGHS 360 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,360 Is it stupid to admit that I thought you might come back? 361 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,200 You and me, out here... running this place. 362 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,359 You've burnt. I don't burn. 363 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:57,040 You need to put something on that. You'll start flaking. 364 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,279 Here. 365 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,919 OK. Question number four. 366 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,919 Yazoo reached number three 367 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:13,119 in the UK singles chart in 1982 with what song? 368 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,360 ARCHIE CHUCKLES 369 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,480 Me and Eddie are getting married, Den. 370 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,759 I thought you should hear it from me. 371 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,560 Don't Go. 372 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,399 What? Yazoo. 373 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,919 Don't Go was their song. 374 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,920 Did you hear what I just said? Yeah, I heard you. 375 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,360 Congratulations. 376 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,480 You all right? 377 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,119 I'm always all right. 378 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,600 Are you looking after yourself? How's your heart? 379 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,760 Grand. 380 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,559 You know Carla's not talking to me? 381 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,879 You have to take some of the blame for what happened. 382 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,039 Some, yeah. 383 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,520 I'll take some. 384 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,760 Bye, darling. 385 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,960 OK. Question five. 386 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:32,439 How many Rocky films does Apollo Creed appear in? 387 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,280 ARCHIE CHUCKLES 388 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,840 Hey. 389 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,800 Can I see you? 390 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,039 Yeah, I'll have the patatas bravas and the garlic prawns, please. 391 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,079 But instead of potatoes, can I have chips? 392 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,559 And none of that sauce. OK. 393 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,040 And no garlic on the prawns. 394 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,879 Actually, instead of prawns, do you just have, like, fish? 395 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,079 So, fish and chips, then? 396 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,120 Yeah, yeah, that would be great. 397 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,080 Thank you. Great. 398 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,519 Wearing your special shirt? 399 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,959 Er... It was all I had. It's wash day. 400 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,000 You have a wash day? Course. Every 29th of February. 401 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,000 So... what have you got? 402 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,120 About the case. Oh, er... 403 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,999 Well, not a lot, to be honest. 404 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,839 Plenty of motive, but I still don't understand how he was murdered. 405 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,080 If he was murdered. 406 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,160 Right. Yeah. 407 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,159 You know, I realised I don't actually know anything about you. 408 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,879 I mean, are you from around here or...? 409 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,080 What's happening? 410 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,400 We're chatting. 411 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,399 Is this a date? No, no, no. No. 412 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,640 Unless you want it to be. 413 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,959 I don't want it to be, for the record, 414 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,399 but I'm a nice guy, so... 415 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,919 Oh, God, it's a date. 416 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,720 It's not a date. I just... 417 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,999 I look at you, and I see someone who's lonely in crowded room. 418 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,560 And I get it, cos I've done the job, and... 419 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,600 ...it's hard to let anyone get close to you. 420 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,080 All the shit you take and the shit you see. 421 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,639 But you need to let someone in. That's all I'm saying. 422 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,120 You have to let someone in at some time or... 423 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,600 ...or... 424 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,720 ...all the important people just go. 425 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,359 Yeah, this doesn't sound like a date. 426 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,040 No, it's not a date. Rose for the lady? 427 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,079 It's the wrong flag! I lived on a houseboat in Gdansk. 428 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,919 I know what a Polish flag looks like, my friend. Huh! 429 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,239 All right? Sure. 430 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,199 There was a bit of a row with the picture round, 431 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,599 but it's only Jesus. 432 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,119 It's the wrong way round, punk. 433 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,599 This way up is Poland. This way is Indonesia. 434 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,479 You want a chip? No, it's not, I'm telling you. 435 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,759 Listen. Listen to me. I've been there. 436 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,599 Oh, it doesn't matter! 437 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,399 Oh, and there's another dead mouse by the bins. 438 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,919 We'd better put some poison down. 439 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,920 Why? You cannot kill a dead mouse. 440 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,160 It's a curse. 441 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,760 Is it happening? 442 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,039 Oh, it's definitely happening. 443 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,280 What did you say just now? "You can't kill a dead mouse." 444 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,240 Dennis? 445 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,440 Why is the mouse already dead? 446 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,920 Because there's already poison down. 447 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,039 I know how Mick was killed, 448 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,160 and I know why and who by and what with. 449 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,800 And I take no satisfaction from it whatsoever. 450 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,239 You don't have to do this. HE SIGHS 451 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,000 Well, it's like you said at the start... 452 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,119 ..."Bad things happen when good people do nothing." 453 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,479 SHE SIGHS 454 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480 I don't know who's good and who's bad any more. 455 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,879 All right, Dennis? What's this about? 456 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,560 The police say we can't go home yet. 457 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,120 DENNIS SIGHS Come in. I'll get you a drink. 458 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080 Thanks. 459 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,719 Thanks. 460 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,880 So, the police are doing more tests on Mick. 461 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,200 They not sure he's dead? 462 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,559 Oh, sorry. 463 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:09,039 No. They knew he was poisoned, and he was... 464 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,440 by Travis and Lauren. 465 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,359 ARCHIE SLAMS ON PIANO KEYS 466 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,519 Sorry. 467 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,399 Dennis, if this is a joke, then I'm not laughing. 468 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,679 It's not a joke. 469 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,479 The police knew Mick had ingested some kind of poison, 470 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,839 and they were testing to find out what kind, but... 471 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,399 I worked it out. 472 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,760 Lauren, tell me this isn't true. 473 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,359 Your dad tells me you work down at the tip, Travis. 474 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,479 Kinda place that would have plenty of rat poison, 475 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,079 and they would have trained you up on how to handle it, 476 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,359 how to store it, 477 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,319 not to get it wet or it gives off a gas - phosphine. 478 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,359 Breathe enough of this stuff in, and it causes heart problems, 479 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,400 so to a man like Mick, who'd just had a bypass... 480 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,279 ...it was always gonna be deadly. 481 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,399 Well, how did he breathe it in when I didn't? 482 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,240 I've been with him the whole time we was here. 483 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,520 In the hat. 484 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,879 You knew that Mick would put the hat over his face 485 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,359 to fall asleep in the afternoon. 486 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,679 Rat poison wouldn't have been hard to get hold of. 487 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,039 All you had to do was buy an identical hat 488 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,240 and hide the poison inside, which you did - here. 489 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,799 You soaked the poison in water, unpicked the stitching, 490 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,640 stuffed the poison under the lining. 491 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,600 But the police tested that hat. 492 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,880 They tested that hat. 493 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,720 Not this one. 494 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,959 Not a lot of people know this, 495 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,359 but the Union Jack has a right way and a wrong way up. 496 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,800 I knew that. 497 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,400 The difference is subtle. 498 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,679 But I compared the hat he was wearing 499 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,999 in the photo when he died to the hat that was left behind, 500 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,600 and I could see the flags were different. 501 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,080 You created a diversion. 502 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:12,279 With the jellyfish sting. That wasn't real. 503 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,159 Caz, you told me that Lauren's nail varnish remover 504 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,200 causes her eczema to flare up, so you put some of that on your leg. 505 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,959 'Went to the water for a bit 506 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,919 'and when you came out, pretended you had been stung.' 507 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,079 SHE CRIES 508 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,199 That was the diversion. 509 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,799 When everyone was looking at Lauren making a fuss, 510 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,519 Travis switched the hats. 511 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,679 Mum! What's happened, Lauren? 512 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,519 I should have worked it out before. 513 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,239 At low levels, phosphine can smell like garlic. 514 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,319 You knew that, so at lunch, 515 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,519 Lauren deliberately got Mick's order wrong. 516 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,599 Mick wanted steak, not chicken Kiev, but he didn't really care. 517 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,359 He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum. 518 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,999 Mick thought the faint smell of garlic was coming from him. 519 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,399 What's he been eating? A chicken Kiev. 520 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,079 I told him he should have something light, like a jacket potato. 521 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,519 After Mick was discovered, it was Travis and Colin 522 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,319 that carried him up the beach to the pub here. 523 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,599 You were the last one to arrive. 524 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,959 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 525 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,679 You hung back so that you could switch the poisoned hat 526 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,479 for the clean one. 527 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,040 Then when you got here, you made a big thing about feeling sick. 528 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,599 I'm gonna vom. 'But you didn't go to the toilet.' 529 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:22,639 Instead, you went to the bins to get rid of the poisoned hat. 530 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,479 If it weren't for the occasional mice we get out the back, 531 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,600 we probably never would have found out. 532 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:36,080 Something in your reaction suggests that maybe this is only news to Caz? 533 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,480 Well, erm... 534 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,919 ...the other day, Trav asked me to go 535 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,599 and get his goggles from his room, and... 536 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,079 I found a bag of rat poison in the back of the wardrobe, 537 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,279 so I asked him about it, and he told me. 538 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,160 He's always been a crap liar. 539 00:35:54,760 --> 00:36:00,240 So I went off at him, of course, but, you know, he... 540 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,280 ...he's my boy. 541 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,919 It was all me. 542 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,520 Honest to God, it was all my idea. 543 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,600 And Travis will do anything I tell him, you know that. 544 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,759 I brought you up better than that. 545 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,119 We just... I don't know. 546 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,839 Our heads were proper all over the place. 547 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,400 Look, I did put that hat in the bin. OK, that's true. 548 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,919 But I did also throw up. 549 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,759 Keeps happening. 550 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,320 I reckon it must be morning sickness or... 551 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,800 ...something and... 552 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,079 Oh, my girl. 553 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,120 Come here. Why didn't you say? 554 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,119 CRYING I'm gonna be a grandad? 555 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,840 It was a total shock. I don't know how it happened. 556 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,999 Well, obviously, I do know how it happened. 557 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,199 We had sex. Yeah. 558 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,239 I shouldn't be surprised cos we have a lot of sex... 559 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,879 Yeah, all right, all right, Trav. 560 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,399 Suddenly, we were like, "Oh, my God, we've barely got nothing, 561 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,680 "and now we're gonna have a little baby to look after," and... 562 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,160 ...we panicked. 563 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,039 And Mick, you know, he'd had all that heart trouble, 564 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,199 and he was still drinking too much and eating shit, 565 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,119 and I thought he was probably gonna snuff it soon anyway, so... 566 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,840 you know, maybe it's not so bad if we just... 567 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,160 ...sped things up a bit. 568 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,600 Cos he was horrible. 569 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,440 Don't say that he weren't, Mum, cos he was. 570 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,519 You know that he was. 571 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:43,239 He was a nasty, horrible twat. 572 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,200 LAUREN SIGHS But... 573 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,959 But obviously, it is bad, innit? 574 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,399 You're asking me if murdering someone is bad? 575 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,679 Yes, Lauren, it's very, very bad. 576 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,679 Yeah, I know that. I just wanted... We wanted... 577 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,919 We just wanted to start a life together. 578 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,840 Hm. As a family. 579 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,640 We asked Mick for help buying a place, and he just wouldn't. 580 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,360 We're living with Colin in Trav's old room. 581 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,959 We're about to be parents, 582 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,200 and we're sleeping in a room with Spider-Man wallpaper. 583 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,239 Can't you just not tell the police what you know, Dennis? 584 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,999 You're not a copper no more. 585 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,800 They're kids who were just scared and did something stupid. 586 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:35,160 DS Hernandez is a good detective. She'll get there in the end. 587 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,400 What if she doesn't get there? 588 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,560 We kill her as well? Jesus. No, Trav. 589 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,160 I'm saying what if I tell her I did it? Hm? 590 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,839 I got a motive - I hated him. 591 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,679 You don't carry on investigating 592 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,759 when someone confesses to a crime, right? 593 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,320 What are you talking about, Col? 594 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,239 Let me take the rap for this. 595 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,359 No way. You are not going to jail for my mistake! 596 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,720 I've had a good life. 597 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,560 I've done what I wanted to do. 598 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,080 I married the most beautiful girl I've ever met. 599 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,280 And I lost her. 600 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,440 I'll be fine in prison. I've done it before. 601 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,680 You two can have my room, put the baby in yours. 602 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,680 Keep the wallpaper. 603 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,719 Mum? 604 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,559 Well, if I had the choice, 605 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,199 I'd rather let Colin go to jail instead of you but... 606 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,079 But you don't have a choice because I know the truth. 607 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,720 Dennis, please. 608 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,639 Let me do this. 609 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,239 Do you remember I told you there's a whole list of stuff 610 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,079 they never pinned on me back in the day, hm? 611 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,560 I stole thousands they never got back. 612 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,599 As I live and breathe, 613 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,279 if they'd have put me away for all of the things I did, 614 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,279 I'd still be in inside now, 615 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,600 so you're not putting away an innocent man. 616 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,360 You're just keeping a young family together. 617 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,960 OK, what's going on? 618 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,240 Dennis, you text me. What's this about? 619 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,160 I'll leave this with you. 620 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,080 SNIFFLING 621 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,880 TRAVIS CRIES 622 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,599 You did the right thing. Not by the law. 623 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,999 I'll visit, yeah? I promise. 624 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,599 But maybe Miss Marple was right - 625 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,959 "Justice is not always the law, and the law's not always justice." 626 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,599 It's the other way around. 627 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,040 If you're gonna quote Miss Marple, please get it right. 628 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:26,399 I just came to say thanks, and I promise we won't interfere. 629 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,560 With what? 630 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,520 The pub. I know it's your thing. 631 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,079 What are you talking about, Tiff? Aw. 632 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,880 You didn't read the settlement, did you? 633 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,480 Eddie. 634 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,560 Denny boy. 635 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,199 It was a 50/50 split, Den. The pub's half mine now. 636 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,040 Ours, when we're married. Hm. 637 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,720 So, what's a bloke gotta do to get a drink round here, eh? 638 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,240 What did I miss? 639 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,599 You're having a party? 640 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,479 It's just a little leaving party for an old friend. 641 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,639 Good to see you, mate. 642 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,679 You've filled my pub full of gangsters. 643 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,439 They're just businessmen. 644 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,599 Eddie knows these people, Dennis. They're big drinkers. 645 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,640 You need to go. I don't need you any more. 646 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,479 I think I might be in a bit of trouble here. 647 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,199 It walks amongst us. 648 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,999 We've got a problem to deal with. We're gonna sort it out between us. 649 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,319 Call Maria. I think Dennis is in danger. 650 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,920 Oh, my God, there's a body!